Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters: Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Qi Rong (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Shi Qingxuan, Lan Jingyi, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Jin Zixuan, Nie Huaisang
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Reality Show, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Worst Cooks in America AU, Cooking, Bad Cooking, war crimes committed in the form of cooking, Crack, Fluff, content warning for absolute unhinged chaos, hua cheng and lan wangji are running a chef boot camp, Xie Lián Can't Cook (Tiān Guān Cì Fú), wwx can cook but he’s only here to torment lwj, Simp Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu), Podfic Available, Social Media, for the last couple chapters!
Summary:
“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.
Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”
Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”
OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america
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don’t threaten me with a good time (60023 words) by livinginaworldofnoise
Chapters: 11/11
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Lan Jingyi, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Ouyang Zizhen, Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang, Nie Huaisang, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, some other random characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Reality TV, Alternate Universe - The Great British Bake Off Fusion, wwx is a chaos demon determined to make gbbo more exciting, lwj cares about the Integrity of Bake-Off, who will win????, Fluff, Fluff and Crack, gbbo au, content warning for absolute unhinged nonsense, Enemies to Lovers, by enemies i mean BAKING RIVALS of course, the last two chapters are the twitter reactions to the show so, Social Media AU, Podfic Available
Summary:
“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
These are both very funny send ups of some of the nicer reality television shows with a large Twitter section at the end. The interactions between contestants and between contestants and judges are a little more mean spirited than on the source shows, but very much in a humorously exaggerated evil way.
Guanyin's Gift by Potboy (Galadhir)
MDZS/CQL. 36,479 words
Meng Yao is thrown back to his 8 year old self and promptly decides to do everything differently.
I found this quite charming, but also much more kid fic than I was expecting.
Meng Shi is given the space to be a character of her own and take her own agency, and Meng Yao choosing alliance over violence is exactly what I want from time travel fix it for villains. I also appreciate Meng Yao's complicated relationship with the Nies and much less complicated relationship with the Jin.
This story is very much pre-slash rather than slash.
Never Grow A Wishbone (123680 words) by ShanaStoryteller
Chapters: 25/25
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Neville Longbottom
Additional Tags: Post War, professor!draco, Professor!Harry, Draco pov, Slytherins Aren't Evil, War is Complicated, Language is cultural, Slow Build, No character bashing, Unreliable Narrator, VERY UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, HP: EWE, Monthly updates, Politics, mostly politics a little everything else, which isn't what i intended but it's what we got, realistic politics, or more realistic than fic usually has, which fills a lot of people with anger i guess
Summary:
She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”
“Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”
“Not all of them,” she says quietly.
He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”
“Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”
What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”
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Draco returns to Hogwarts.
He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.
Fantastic world building both in the sense of the construction and the reveal. Extremely slow burn romance, somewhat faster burn on the friendships. I enjoyed this one a lot.
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Date: 2024-06-17 15:41 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-06-18 13:42 (UTC)Ooh, Guanyin's Gift sounds relevant to my interests
Thanks for the recs
Date: 2024-07-04 16:35 (UTC)