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Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:37I watch Drop Dead Diva, and I enjoy it immensely. It's light hearted, it's pretty and the characters are just fashionable enough to be more interesting for it, the lead character is a cutie pie who is fat, and most of the important relationships on the show are between women.
There's a lot to like.
I don't like the relationship between Jane and Grayson, because ( it doesn't work. )
At this point, the relationship could only be saved by Ye Olde Fanfiction Standbys like Trapped in a Cave or Huddling for Warmth or Sex Pollen.
What I wish they could do instead is have Jane take this opportunity to take a step back from Grayson and more reallistically assess some of his flaws, and get to the point where they're really friends.
I also want Jane to be a big old dyke who is sleeping with Judge Madeline (played by Rosie O'Donnell), because they are supercute when they are huddled together giggling about how they're going to take over the world. Sadly, it seems as if Madeline, having been successfully paired off, is never to be heard from again. The other storyline that would be very awesome to me is if one of the models that Jane knew from her Deb days came in and pursued and Jane, and Jane were very flustered and complimented, and at first she would think she wasn't interested, because she'd never tried that before, but then she wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it, and Stacy would reveal that she secretly had fucked her way through her high school's soccer and lacrosse team and highly recommended lesbian sex. And Jane would try it and it would be good.
There's a lot to like.
I don't like the relationship between Jane and Grayson, because ( it doesn't work. )
At this point, the relationship could only be saved by Ye Olde Fanfiction Standbys like Trapped in a Cave or Huddling for Warmth or Sex Pollen.
What I wish they could do instead is have Jane take this opportunity to take a step back from Grayson and more reallistically assess some of his flaws, and get to the point where they're really friends.
I also want Jane to be a big old dyke who is sleeping with Judge Madeline (played by Rosie O'Donnell), because they are supercute when they are huddled together giggling about how they're going to take over the world. Sadly, it seems as if Madeline, having been successfully paired off, is never to be heard from again. The other storyline that would be very awesome to me is if one of the models that Jane knew from her Deb days came in and pursued and Jane, and Jane were very flustered and complimented, and at first she would think she wasn't interested, because she'd never tried that before, but then she wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it, and Stacy would reveal that she secretly had fucked her way through her high school's soccer and lacrosse team and highly recommended lesbian sex. And Jane would try it and it would be good.